A Running List of Reasons Why I Am Annoying (sometimes)

Alternate Titles: Fair Warnings, Things My Loved Ones Put Up With 

I eat the part I like and leave the rest. I do this with trail mix, chex-mix, drumsticks, jelly beans, gummy bears and any colorful candy really.

I leave my shoes, jackets, and bags all over the house. 

I don’t always respond to texts.

I hate putting activities on pause for food.

I find impractical decisions very fun.

I suck at giving directions and I fall asleep in the passenger seat.

I require a lot of affection. 

I prance about the house pant-less quite often (my college housemates lovingly called this “Winnie the Pooh Bear style).

… to be continued